Ladies and gentlemen,
A simple mathematical equation sums it up: percale duvet + sealy posturepeadic matteress = Pure heaven.
The crew (minus one) of the good ship Ciao Bella have left the land of caparinhas and are safely back in their own beds. I think we could safely say that everyone had a complete blast - a great way to end a great race. The only complaint raised was received was the false advertisement surrounding Ipanema's bikini babes. Apparently while the size of the bikini on the postcard is correct, the size of the average bikini wearer is very much distorted. I ask no questions.
Ricky will be sailing the boat back with little Guff, Paco and Johan. The rules have been adjusted to Speedos now being compulsory, as well as dragging a lure. After mass-admin surrounding the repair of motors, they should set off later this weekend. Holding thumbs.
Please find invitation below for a little get-together that we will be having in the mining metropolis of Carletonville. Everyone is invited, so please do spread the word. We would especially like to invite our 'yet-to-be-met' followers. Passports are no longer compulsory.
There will be snacks provided but you will need to bring your own drinks. Even with our top-class provisioning skills we will need to know if you will be joining us so that we can make sure we dont have to deal out the left-over tuna and rice-cakes. RSVP by email is preferred. We know everyone cant make it, but we have the little presentation/slide-show guy that we can send to you. If you forward through your postal addresses we will make sure a copy gets delivered.
So 6 March, in the car, head west.
Best wishes,
Team Ciao Bella
PS - We regret that given the conservative nature of our town, that no speedo attire will be allowed.